bestão

I have been gaining twenty-five pounds a week for two months, and I am now experiencing light tides. It is stupid to be so fat. My pain and ultimate solitude are still as authentic as they were when I was thin, but seem to impress girls far less. From now on, I will live on cigarettes and black coffee.

Jean-Paul Sartre, aquele mané que só é reputado como filósofo no Brasil, em seu "livro de receitas". (dica do Pedruxo)