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da Popbitch de hoje:

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...
"Well, stop fucking clapping then."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MANDEM ESSA PRO BOB GELDOF.